The four movements are intended to accompany and tell a story. Each segment has a title and a brief synopsis. While the music is entirely instrumental, the story is intended to be told in humorous verse matched to the melodies. This will take longer than I figured and is still underway.
1st Movement
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The Dickville Waltz
Life in Dickville is mostly gardening and making roof thatch. It is dull and tedious and no one knows that better the lad born with curly golden hair. It looked like a shaggy crown and everyone called him the Boy-King.
(excerpt)
Welcome to the puppet show
here we dangle to and fro
painted eyes painted world
strings are pulled fists are hurled
spin a verse we'll rehearse
that's all we know
Let us pray
the verse is an old cliché
We are just the dangling parts
we take the course the body charts
if we take things one by one
then we'll know what must be done
The Wankie Work Song
The Dickville lads start each day with a song to remind them of what must be done.
Trouble at the Mill
It is the Boy-King's turn to manage the mill. He is determined that it will be the greatest production day ever. The effort is a success but the mill is destroyed.
Bop Bop Shaboom
The working lads stuff the meeting hall to decide what to do next. The Boy-King offers up a cryptic plan that promises to bring prosperity and greatness to Dickville. No one understands it but they are sure that the way ahead should be beyond their understanding.
2nd Movement
The Dickville Bland
The lads of Dickville were taught that there are two opposing sides to everything in the material world. Conflict is the cement that holds the world together while tearing the lads apart. Only the riveting blandness of their daily toil could keep them on the Divine Path and keep them from having it out.
I say your side is to blame
Our side truly feels the same
Do you know I hate you hate you but first
I will castigate you cass-ti-gate you
Then I will debate you berate you deflate you
snuff you stuff you bluff you
muffle you catch you toss you
You're a fucking lib-tard lib-tard lib-tard
And you're a fascist wing-nut wing-nut wing-nut
A social justice loonie loonie loonie
nut-job nut-job
Do you hear the dipshits rise up rise up
make the troublemakers shut up shut up
Get the malefactors round-up put down
punch face punch face head butt head butt
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While divided with endless bickering that spread like sparks of static, the lads of Dickville were unified in their determination to do what must be done to keep their corner of Dickland going. Bales of guncotton are being readied for the King's army. The lads bicker as they toil together as one except for the Boy/king who gets a special job the others hold too much spite and static to do. The Boy/king sits atop each pile and ties the knot that bundles the bale while boasting that only he can bicker without a spark. Tis what kings are for. They pause and hear the distant beat of marching as the army approaches.
Soon columns of weary soldiers will be passing through with their pikes and cannons followed by carts full of the dead. A precious cargo of those who freshly died for their King. The King's Dead.
Walk of the Dead
The lads stop their toil to salute them. So infused with dignity and honor, the fallen rise up straight and stiff for a final walk to their waiting graves on the tall hillside where all the king's dead are laid to rest.. A single cannon will fire a volley over the lake. Why? The things we do for love.
The old cannon was lit carefully but its backside blew off and sent a ball of fire straight at the Boy/king. Time slowed as everyone saw the flying sparks. In a stretched out second, everyone ducked and covered their ears.
As the bale the Boy/king was sitting on began to explode, a throne of fire hurled him way into the sky.
Ghosts of Honor
Farewell to Dickville
The Boy-King decides to leave Dickville and join the army. He is given a rickety old horse and is sent on way with a fond farewell.
The King's Dream
As he rides, the slow rhythmic clopping puts the Boy-King to sleep. He has a dream where he is in charge and leading an army into battle.
Travel Prayer
At a crossroads, the dreaming Boy-King is awaken by a group of travelers. They invite him to travel along with them until they reach the army camp. They share their ambitions and prayers along way. He listens intently and determines that he will answer them all. He knows he is the only one who can. The travelers leave the Boy-King at the entrance to the army's camp, except for a friar, who offers to help with his introduction.
3rd Movement
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Dancing on Fire
The Boy-King finds a rough crowd at the army camp and introduces himself with some carefully crafted song and dance assisted by the friar, who endorses his enlistment to a top rank. This is met with some derision and demands that this newbie assume latrine duty like every other dick. Not to be daunted, the BK starts his song again while the soldiers poke at him with torches and spears. He is warned again to take his place with no effect. The BK is dancing over the torches thrown under him. The soldiers are backing the BK into the camp's big bonfire. Due to an earlier twist in the plot, the BK is momentarily inflammable. There is a glorious whoosh of fire but the BK steps out unharmed. All the flames took was the Shirley Temple-like golden curls of his hair leaving a clean crew-cut of bright crimson. Amazed by the sight, the soldiers fall in step around him as the BK teaches them how to march on fire to a new song with his themes.
The Creeping Dicks
As night falls, the Boy-King and the soldiers enjoy their revelry until dropping in exhaustion. No one is on watch and no one notices the sound of an approaching attack. A rival regiment of lads from Dickburg is creeping up on the camp. They whisper about what makes for a good thrashing.
Breakfast of Champions
When morning comes, the camp wakes to a long line of enemy soldiers shouting "Come and get it!". They pound their shields with their swords. The King's Champion is sent to face them and the Boy-King is told to be his second. The Champion stands out in front and taunts the invaders shouting, "Do you want a piece of this?" The taunting gets louder and ruder but nothing happens. The Boy-King recalls the laughing ghosts. He pulls his sword and stabs the Champion in the back. Both sides are aghast. Using his sword, he begins to fling parts of the Champion at the rival line shouting, "Do you want a piece of this?" Faces wrinkle as the invaders are thoroughly grossed out and confused. Inspired by the Boy-King's tactical improvisation, the army starts to charge at the enemy hurling their own body parts at them. The invaders retreat in horror and disgust.
4th Movement
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Manfare for the Common Clan
The Boy-King is ordered to lead the counter-attack. He is told to use the Triple-Blow to make sure each enemy soldier is truly dead. But first, he must lead a squad deep into the enemy camp to soften them before the big fight.
Tickle the Horses
The Boy-King and his men sneak through the shrubbery to the enemy corral to steal the horses but he has an inspiration for a different plan.
Panic Attack
With both sides fleeing for their lives from the surrounding forest fires, the only path of escape is straight at each other where a fierce battle ensues.
The Single Thrust
The Boy-King is successful in penetrating the enemy all the way to the Command Tent filled with trembling enemy generals. It is now safe for the King to come and personally deliver the death-blows that make the whole battle his personal Triumph. Once achieved, the Boy-King stabs him from behind. He steps out of the tent and declares himself King Boy-King.
The King's Dead
The vast numbers of dead are piled into a huge bonfire. The Boy-King stands next to it and warms his hands. It feels like love. He sees the ghosts but they are not laughing. The new King begins to laugh and sings of his affection for those who die for him.
Bonus track:
Breakfast in Dickland
