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Overheard at the negotiations… 

"Picture a sausage filled with hydrogen over a mile long. It might become a common sight in the skies of the Middle East. A vast fleet of super-zeppelins will hoist oil-laden tankers out of the water to fly like graceful seabirds over the Straits or any other obstacle. In the meantime, gigantic cannons will fire one barrel of crude at a time into a big net on the other side. Okay, strike that. I got it. Really. We take the tankers out of the equation. Let's just fill the Persain Gulf with oil. It floats, doesn't it? In time, it will seep its way to all its customers. We can take a loss or two for the world as long as it's a win for the Pezident!"

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