The Sea, Sinbad and the Shipwreck at Palmyra.
This should be quickly recognizable to symphony music fans as the second section of Rimsky-Korsakov's Scheherazade... also called The Legend of the Kalendar Prince... done as a satire. Or a parody. Yeah, that’s it.
This parody is in four segments:
An Ancient Carousel of Angry Horses
A Token for Hell's Nickelodeon
Rail Hobos of the New Seville
Dance of the Playful Wankie Boys: Alboobro
The Alboobro Movement evokes a boyish excitement with a throbbing that can’t be ignored. The name alone makes one want to peek. I mean listen.
Dance of the Playful Wankie Boys: Albuttro
The complete Albuttro Movement with two skits.
Alvin and Alonzo are altogether vicious
While Albert and Alistair are asking Aloisius…
Who is Al Buttro?
And who is a Joe Shmoe?
You’re just a schmuck so
you’re not Al Buttro
Alfred and Aladdin are always in a schism
While Alec and Alfredo are lacking altruism
I am Al Buttro but not if you are Al Buttro if not then
I am Al Buttro if not then we must know who is Al Buttro
It’s always Alabaster who casts allegiance sparsely
While Alexander is alerting Alan albeit harshly
You’re not Al Buttro since I am Al Buttro don’t tell me
you are Al Buttro if I said I am Al Buttro
We must find him before we drop
Only Al Buttro
Can ever make this stop.
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