From the recordings The Festering of Baghdad and Beefcake Madness

The cast of buzz sounds in order of appearance: Accordion, English Horn, Clarinet, Strings, Bassoon, Harp, Honky Tonk Piano, Tuba, Theatre Organ, Trombones, and Piccolo.

Lyrics

The world is a mess down in Baghdad
and we know why down in Baghdad
Those wankie boys here in Baghdad
follow the smoky sky to downtown Baghdad

The world is a mess and we know why
those playful wankie lads who smoke the sky
They kissed the girls and made them cry
No pity for those boys who'll have to die down in Baghdad
Right here in Baghdad
 
We f*cked em 'up down in Baghdad
Then we bagged them up down in Baghdad
We f*cked 'em real good here in Baghdad
pity the boys will have to die down in Baghdad
Right here in Baghdad
Down in Baghdad
Right here in Baghdad