Nhoj Morley

 

Incident #9: The Pall

01:53
03/18/2018

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This is a FERRET NEWS ALERT…
 
The President's sadly tiny hands were replaced this morning with enormous robotic appendages that were programmed to be incapable of signing anything unlawful and unable to grab anything without its consent.
 
The new House of Representatives was loud and cantankerous today but we'll talk with the Congressman from Guns who says the Chamber will slowly regain its reputation as the Crucible of Democracy.
 
But first, viewers have been asking, "What happened to the pants? Who wears the man-pants now?"
 
The rumor is that they have been stuffed and mounted on Strumbozo's studio wall. Now returned to his quiet home, Mr. Bozo has declined our requests for an interview. He said he will set the whole story to music.
 
Next up on FERRET NEWS, we'll have financial advice on those silver dollar pancakes.

 

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Thanks, Ron.