Alvin and Alonzo are altogether viciousWhile Albert and Alistair are asking Aloisius…Who is Al Buttro?And who is a Joe Shmoe?You're just a schmuck soyou're not Al Buttro Alfred and Aladdin are always in a schismWhile Alec and Alfredo are lacking altruismI am Al Buttro but not if you are Al Buttro if not thenI am Al Buttro if not then we must know who is Al Buttro It's always Alabaster who casts allegiance sparselyWhile Alexander is alerting Alan albeit harshlyYou're not Al Buttro since I am Al Buttro don't tell meyou are Al Buttro if I said I am Al ButtroWe must find him before we dropOnly Al ButtroCan ever make this stop.