BEEFCAKE  MADNESS

A Side of A

Some items on the subject of the wankie lads and a metaphorical call for their destruction, and the bringing of an end to the silly and cruel male-fantasy world we were raised to live in, and its ever-stunting mindset here called the beefcake madness.

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Some items on the subject of the wankie lads and a metaphorical call for their destruction, and bringing an end to the silly and cruel male-fantasy world we were raised to live in, and its ever-stunting mindset here called the beefcake madness.

A Side of B

A duck plays Scheherazade in a saloon (Mr. Burleson appears by full legal permission. All rights belong to prog rock.) …followed by a bonus podcast and then a couple of folksy dance numbers. It’s a parody, Vlad. Man walks into a saloon...

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Includes the wild west saloon version of the second section of Scheherazade, here titled The Sea, Sinbad and the Shipwreck at Palmyra. This should be quickly recognizable to symphony music fans as the second section of Scheherazade... also called The Legend of the Kalendar Prince... done as a satire. Or a parody. Yeah, that's it. 

Mr. EN appears by full legal permission. You betcha. All rights belong to prog rock. PRCA's do not hear appeals. 

…followed by a bonus podcast and then a couple of folksy dance numbers. It's a parody, Vlad. 

Man walks into a saloon...

A Side of C

Includes my only song about masturbation. Unless all songs are. Also, an instrumental is attacked by helicopters. 'Down in Baghdad' is followed by a final It's Over-ture. Plus, a short film about maniacs.

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Includes my only song about masturbation. Unless all songs are...